Beebs: Things I’ve always thought but never wrote down

Randy’s Rule: There’s always one more. For instance, you can always get another dab of toothpaste out of the tube. In a big jar of pennies and random other coins, you’ll always find another dime.

A contract is only as good as your ability to enforce it.

I’d like to dope slap the word “functionality” out of existence.

Seek balance, not symmetry.

Seriously, “Heaven’s Gate,” is one of the best movies ever made. Pauline Kael should be ashamed of herself.